Ladies and Gentlemen
I'm actually happy.
What the fuck?
I just went on the greatest holiday of my life, to a gaming convention known as PAX.
That's right kids, I travelled across an Atlantic Ocean to get there. To my knowledge, we 4, (Mara, Carl, Ed and myself) were the people who'd come the farthest to be there. I'm that freakin' hardcore.
So I should probably describe the trip there.
The trip there was shit. 8 hour delays, there was a freakin' TORNADO at O'hare airport. Yes that's right, a tornado. So, United basically are retards. Here is a point, I think everyone must remember. Unless you're some dual passport idiot, *cough* Mara *cough* you cannot under any circumstances get through U.S customs in half an hour. Period. It took us 55.
For the record, United delayed our flight by a half hour and had given us one and a half hours to transfer.
G fuckin' g
In any case, we arrived at our hotel at 11 pm. I could have gone to sleep, instead I played Starfox. Starfox is freakin' epic, with the flying and the lazers and the pew pew and the BOMBS BITCH, FUCKING BOMBS. WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW? HUH? HUH?
I take my Starfox seriously.
Realising that it was now half past twelve I forced myself away from the starfox and went into a Slippy filled sleep.
I didn't just write that.
I'm actually happy.
What the fuck?
I just went on the greatest holiday of my life, to a gaming convention known as PAX.
That's right kids, I travelled across an Atlantic Ocean to get there. To my knowledge, we 4, (Mara, Carl, Ed and myself) were the people who'd come the farthest to be there. I'm that freakin' hardcore.
So I should probably describe the trip there.
The trip there was shit. 8 hour delays, there was a freakin' TORNADO at O'hare airport. Yes that's right, a tornado. So, United basically are retards. Here is a point, I think everyone must remember. Unless you're some dual passport idiot, *cough* Mara *cough* you cannot under any circumstances get through U.S customs in half an hour. Period. It took us 55.
For the record, United delayed our flight by a half hour and had given us one and a half hours to transfer.
G fuckin' g
In any case, we arrived at our hotel at 11 pm. I could have gone to sleep, instead I played Starfox. Starfox is freakin' epic, with the flying and the lazers and the pew pew and the BOMBS BITCH, FUCKING BOMBS. WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW? HUH? HUH?
I take my Starfox seriously.
Realising that it was now half past twelve I forced myself away from the starfox and went into a Slippy filled sleep.
I didn't just write that.
posted by Natural 20 at 11:06 pm
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