Alright, so I said I'd update on Valentine's.
You know what? I lied. So sue me.
I spent yesterday with a very special friend of mine. She's been with me for a good 2 years now and while we have our ups and downs in the end we give each other what we really need. My computer and I have never been happier and yesterday I gave her as much attention as always.
Most of the rest yesterday was spent resenting the existence of all people who are in a stable relationship. Actually screw that, in a relationship at all.
Part of the problem with Valentine's day is simple. While it's great for couples, for people as hopeless with the opposite sex as myself, well, it just makes us feel shitty for an entire day as we are taunted by all the roses and hearts and frilly pink coloured shit. Hell, there was even a Valentine's day celebration in World of Warcraft. Blizzard, understand this. At least 50% of the people playing WoW do NOT have girlfriends.
So whilst playing WoW I was not only constantly irritated by the lag I've been getting for the past few days but also by the people desperately trying to complete the Valentine's day quests.
Frankly, the lag was more irritating, especially after I took some time to research the reason why I've been getting it. Blueyonder changed into Virgin broadband. Virgin has decided to go rout my broadband to SWEDEN then back to Paris for WoW.
Richard Branson. Go and fucking die in a damn hole, you are killing the thing which keeps me going every day.
So yes, Valentine's day was as crap as ever. I say this because it would've been horrific had it not been for Ed, who sent me a Valentine. Ed, you saved my day.
In other news,
Snoop Dogg has decided that pink is the new pimp.
Sadly, that is the end of my rant as I expect little Alex is going to kill me for lying to her.
As a last thought. In the end, it doesn't matter because
the whole universe is going to dieP.S Bitches don't know bout my additional pylons
