So last post (oh so long ago, blegh, laziness) I addressed PvP and general issues involving the classes.
To further your WoWducation, I'd like to introduce you to Daynadin, my 60 Dwarf Hunter.
Daynadin has a full Giantstalker set, meaning he gets various set related bonuses. It also means he kicks faaaar too much ass in PvP.
I mean it's scary, I can take on 3 guys at the same time and come out on top. They have to be crap, but I can do it.
Now Daynadin is on Sunstrider, a PvP server. Remember what I said last time kiddies? That's right, if you choose PvE, you're a carebear noob. You should go and cuddle a teddy bear while you fart kittens at one another.
Being on a PvP server, every so often, an idiot from the horde, well, horde are usually smarter than alliance (as if that's hard), but they're idiots for even daring to think they compare to me, attacks me from behind while I'm on low health and kills me.
There are a few things wrong with this.
1. I should never die without willing it to happen
2. Hordies should never touch me
3. They usually aren't shadowpriests.
I don't get angry though, oh no, I get even. I ressurect myself, stalk said hordie for as long as necessary and kill him when he's at his weakest.
After this, I dance on his corpse and proceed to camp him so that when he resses on half health and mana I can kill him again and again and again.
Did I mention, hunters have a function which lets them track enemies over 200 yards away, this means, he can't ressurect without me seeing it!
Ahh, but it isn't over yet. No.
To further enforce my authority I must engage in a sacred WoW ritual.
Humiliation on the forums
Fortunately this has been made extremely easy by the sunstrider community.
It is also customary to dipose of flamers ingame. And then post about how much they suck.
Note kiddies, this is NOT the same as whining on the forums about being ganked. If you whine about being ganked and expect people to stop you're a carebear PvE retard who chose the wrong server because he thinks he's hardcore. You are a n00b. You must crawl into a hole and die.
Some remember kids the magic cycle is:
Kill, Dance, Humiliate.
And they say video games make us violent.
To further your WoWducation, I'd like to introduce you to Daynadin, my 60 Dwarf Hunter.
Daynadin has a full Giantstalker set, meaning he gets various set related bonuses. It also means he kicks faaaar too much ass in PvP.
I mean it's scary, I can take on 3 guys at the same time and come out on top. They have to be crap, but I can do it.
Now Daynadin is on Sunstrider, a PvP server. Remember what I said last time kiddies? That's right, if you choose PvE, you're a carebear noob. You should go and cuddle a teddy bear while you fart kittens at one another.
Being on a PvP server, every so often, an idiot from the horde, well, horde are usually smarter than alliance (as if that's hard), but they're idiots for even daring to think they compare to me, attacks me from behind while I'm on low health and kills me.
There are a few things wrong with this.
1. I should never die without willing it to happen
2. Hordies should never touch me
3. They usually aren't shadowpriests.
I don't get angry though, oh no, I get even. I ressurect myself, stalk said hordie for as long as necessary and kill him when he's at his weakest.
After this, I dance on his corpse and proceed to camp him so that when he resses on half health and mana I can kill him again and again and again.
Did I mention, hunters have a function which lets them track enemies over 200 yards away, this means, he can't ressurect without me seeing it!
Ahh, but it isn't over yet. No.
To further enforce my authority I must engage in a sacred WoW ritual.
Humiliation on the forums
Fortunately this has been made extremely easy by the sunstrider community.
It is also customary to dipose of flamers ingame. And then post about how much they suck.
Note kiddies, this is NOT the same as whining on the forums about being ganked. If you whine about being ganked and expect people to stop you're a carebear PvE retard who chose the wrong server because he thinks he's hardcore. You are a n00b. You must crawl into a hole and die.
Some remember kids the magic cycle is:
Kill, Dance, Humiliate.
And they say video games make us violent.
posted by Natural 20 at 11:12 pm
1 Comments:
Genius. You are my WoW god. Now marvel as I partake in humilation on the forums! Pity WoW isn't working...
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